Thanks for the invite. I have set a reminder when to send my excuse.

Dan is an artist/illustrator and now accepts he is a ceramicist, from Nottingham, living in Walthamstow, London.He makes handmade 'hate plates' involving blunt, sometimes rude, and charmingly crude statements that are equally bold and equally crass. They centre around the rigours and awkwardness of socialising, friend’s irritating habits, drinking, misplaced nostalgia and aim to provoke a reaction in the viewer as a conversation piece.

Each hate plate comes with an invisible disc hanger mounted on the back so you can display floating off the wall, or have as a shelf/coffee table art piece.

Don't say it to their face, say it with a hate plate instead.