I have dreams of opening a popular wine bar serving everything Lidl and Aldi has taught me.

Handmade ceramic plate made from draycott clay and glazed in shiny white with hand painted lettering in anthracite black and detail in rich lacquered gold, made by Dan Jamieson.

Dan is an artist/illustrator and now accepts he is a ceramicist, from Nottingham, with his hate plates collected in homes and interiors all around the world.

He makes handmade 'hate plates' involving blunt, sometimes rude, and charmingly crude statements that are equally bold and equally crass. They centre around the rigours and awkwardness of socialising, friend’s irritating habits, drinking, misplaced nostalgia and aim to provoke a reaction in the viewer as a conversation piece.

Each hate plate comes with an invisible disc hanger mounted on the back so you can display floating off the wall, or have as a shelf/coffee table art piece.

Don't say it to their face, say it with a hate plate instead.